A classic in the Crackstuffers arsenal. A tapering mushroom head guaranteed to stimulate your hole then a smooth shaft ending in a base, use on yourself or get your partner to work you, either way you will love the head.
The smallest in a set of 3, this is for players to start the evening out with, or beginners.
Dimensions: Length - 36cm (14") Diameter 4.2 / 5cm (1.65 / 1.96") Insertable length - 20cm, 7.87"
The second in a set of 3, this is for players wanting to expand their holes, about as thick as a wrist.
Dimensions: Length - 38cm (15") Diameter - 6 / 6.5cm (2.36 / 2.55) Insertable length - 23cm, 9.05"
The largest in a set of 3, this is for serious players wanting that stretch.
Dimensions: Length - 43cm (17") Diameter - 6.8 / 8cm (2.67 / 3.14") Insertable length - 26.5cm, 10.43"
Crackstuffers toys are made in a new improved Phthalate free vinyl. They are softer and stronger than before and smell good too! Always use plenty of lube, and they are safe to use with water-based lubes, silicone and oil based lubes such as Crisco.
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You will need to cover the cost of return if your product is not faulty. Please keep your proof of postage safe (like on your fridge, or in your wallet).
To start a return or exchange, you can contact us at email@example.com. If your return is accepted, you will receive a return address. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always ping over an email for any return questions at firstname.lastname@example.org. We're pretty easy to talk to.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon receiving and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item. We will evaluate the issue and make it right. The sooner you let us know, the quicker we can get you the product you ordered.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), personal care goods (such as beauty products) and underwear for hygiene reasons.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on gift cards.
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item to which we will offer free postage using a very special unique code (just for you). You will need to cover the costs of returning the item though, so please ensure you obtain and keep proof of postage.
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
Haus of Montagu ships items in discreet, unbranded packaging.
We aim to despatch all orders on the same day as receiving them if ordered before 4:30pm (Greenwich Mean Time) Monday - Friday. You will receive an email or text notification when your order has been dispatched.
We'll pack your product(s) in recyclable or biodegradable packaging so you can be sure that we're doing our bit for the environment. Please pay this forward by either re-using the packaging or recycling it. Please check with your local recycling services for more information.
First Class - £2.45
avg 1-2 working days to 90% of the UK.
Second Class - FREE
avg. 3-5 working days
Europe & Channel Islands
Standard Delivery - £1.99
In a rush? We can select the quickest courier method for £4.99.
Tracked - avg. 3-5 working Days
Please note: All postage and packaging charges are made in GBP Sterling (£).
Rest of the World
International Standard - £6.45
International Tracked - £13
Avg. 6-7 working days
Good To Know
All orders shipped outside of the United Kingdom are subject to local taxes, import charges and clearance by customs. Please research and consider the costs incurred before purchase. Haus of Montagu is not responsible for any charges incurred.
- Due to the nature of some products, we reserve the right to decline orders which request delivery to certain addresses including schools and places of worship.
- When an order is returned to us after an attempted delivery, you will receive a refund for the value of the order minus the shipping costs.
- If you decide to order again, delivery charges will apply as normal.
- Haus of Montagu is not responsible for any orders delayed by incorrect information given at checkout, so please ensure you enter all information correctly.