Fort Troff
FORT TROFF Gunner 3-in-1 Fuck Machine
FORT TROFF Gunner 3-in-1 Fuck Machine
Main Warehouse
Unit B3, Sylvester Street
Mansfield NG18 5QP
United Kingdom
The Fort Troff Gunner System is an impeccably designed 3-in-1 modular F*ck Machine for everybody, from beginners to extremely advanced players. Two vibrating and rotating heads can be used mounted to the full machine base, with the handheld turbo torque gun, or solo with the included handle. The base is adjustable to f*ck you in any position you want. Once it's filled with water, sand, or the heavy material of your choosing, it'll stay steady on your bed or favourite play place. The included remote control does it all; it controls the torque's thrusting speeds as well as the Tools' rotating beads and vibrating functions. Plus, the remote is magnetic and can attach to the Gunner's base so it never goes AWOL. With the included Vac-U-Lock adapter, there are hundreds of ways to play.
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You will need to cover the cost of return if your product is not faulty. Please keep your proof of postage safe (like on your fridge, or in your wallet). Please note, we do not refund postage costs unless the item is faulty/damaged.
To start a return or exchange, simply log in or create an account with us and select which order you're returning from. If your return is accepted, you will receive a return address. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always ping over an email for any return questions at hello@hausofmontagu.com. We're pretty easy to talk to.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon receiving and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item. We will evaluate the issue and make it right. The sooner you let us know, the quicker we can get you the product you ordered.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalised items), personal care goods (such as beauty products) and underwear for hygiene reasons. Any intimate items such as dildos and fleshlights cannot be returned once the packaging has been opened.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on gift cards.
Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item to which we will offer free postage using a unique code (just for you). You will need to cover the costs of returning the item though, so please ensure you obtain and keep proof of postage.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
Haus of Montagu ships items in discreet, unbranded packaging.
We strive to ship out all orders on the same day if placed before 2 pm. In the unlikely event that our order volume surpasses our shipping capacity, your order will be processed the following working day. Our working days are Monday to Friday. Rest assured, you'll get an email or text notification once your order has been dispatched.
We'll pack your product(s) in recyclable or biodegradable packaging so you can be sure that we're doing our bit for the environment. Please pay this forward by either re-using the packaging or recycling it. Please check with your local recycling services for more information.
All orders are shipped via Royal Mail.
United Kingdom
First Class Tracked - £2.45
avg. 1-2 working days
Second Class Tracked - FREE
avg. 3-5 working days
Europe & Channel Islands
Royal Mail Tracked - £10
avg. 5-7 working days
Please note: All postage and packaging charges are made in GBP Sterling (£).
Rest of the World
Royal Mail International Tracked - £20
avg. 6-7 working days
Please note: All postage and packaging charges are made in GBP Sterling (£).
Good To Know
All orders shipped outside of the United Kingdom are subject to local taxes, import charges and clearance by customs. Unfortunately we can't pre-charge these nor can we give an estimate. Please research and consider the costs incurred before purchase. Haus of Montagu is not responsible for any charges incurred.
Heavy items such as playroom furniture will incur extra postage costs outside of the UK. You will see this cost at checkout.
Please note:
- Due to the nature of some products, we reserve the right to decline orders which request delivery to certain addresses including schools and places of worship.
- When an order is returned to us after an attempted delivery, you will receive a refund for the value of the order minus the shipping costs.
- If you decide to order again, delivery charges will apply as normal.
- Haus of Montagu is not responsible for any orders delayed by incorrect information given at checkout, so please ensure you enter all information correctly.